Unless she’s wearing a short skirt. Then she always means yes
(Source: single-bodiedmilitia, via toefox)
Good Times
Thoughts from the Eather
I peed on the Brooklyn bridge at four in the morning
It was a wonderful night of self discovery.
(Source: castiel-wings, via toefox)
I always dribble a little on the same spot of my pillow
“The biggest and the blackest and the strongest, most beautiful horse that ever was.”
omg
Bahahaha, genius!
(Source: withinmeblue, via cradleandall)
Commercial Parody of the Day: “What about my right to choose to not have a choice?”
Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer, and Andrea Savage take aim at Republicans’ War on Women with this satirical take on the debate over reproductive rights.
(Not Safe For Work, “Get in my vagina!”)
Reggie felt her face flush, and she knew she was yelling loud enough for the whole house to hear, but she didn’t care. I think it’s going to be a good year.
“We slog back to the train in silence.” <— Well that’s for sure not good lmao
“Mr Alderson sprinkled some salt on a radish, conveyed it to his mouth and crunched it impassively” … I’m into some kinky stuff.
“Just want to relax?” — ho-ho…i see where this’ll go…relax is all he says…suuuuuure ;)
“If we give human life first priority, the second issue is the priority we give to the well-being of animals in research.” That is wrong on so many levels.
“Early in this century editors speculated that these questionable texts were produced when someone in the audience took notes from the plays’ dialogue during performance.” Well, this could be interesting…
(Source: loveclaire)
Her husband was so scary!
(Source: the-drink-of-bitch, via cradleandall)
